HamsterMail

Various odd bits of hamster-related mail have made their way to our mailbox since we first came online back in March of 1995. Excited reports of newborn hamsters, friendly words of encouragement regarding the pages, mystifying technical questions about hamsters, rude messages maligning hamsters as, well, vermin - they all end up here!

But we really had no clue what to do with it all. So here's a Hamster Mail page, containing - with the permission of the authors - some of the more interesting bits of mail that have come through. Read and enjoy!

Remember that the Hamster Page now has its own guest book! If you have any comments you'd like to make please use the guest book instead of sending email directly. This technological breakthrough lets you add your comments in real time instead of having to wait for a lowly Hamster Page volunteer to add the remark later. Thanks!


Date: Apr 19 1:39:20 1995
From: peter mckenna (rachyr@eden.rutgers.edu)
Subject: hamster

i have owned many hamsters in my days, and while they may appear as cute
and cuddly as you and the others you have assembled here claim, i know
firsthand that hamsters have another personality that they don't always
show to the unelightened. my hamster Spencer chose to take me into his
confidence, and i would be more than glad to pass my knowledge on to
any interested parties.

Date: Fri, Apr 21 10:41:34 1995
From: Tracy
Subject: hampster

My name is Tracy McArthur. I'm eleven years old, I used to have a
hampster named Ears(my first hampster) unfortunately she died, she had
wettail and a cold in the eye, she died on her birthday. Now I have a
new hamster named Bessy, I was worried she would get what Ears had so I
got her vitemans. I have a question, why do some hampsters chew the
bars more then others? I have 3 dogs, 1 cat ,2 fish, and Bessy

Date: Sun, 21 May 1995 01:04:15 -0400
From: Headc@aol.com
Subject: Hamsterpage

Poor capybaras! Discriminated against where 'ere they may roam!

- Capybara1@aol.com

Date: Sat, 10 Jun 95 13:44:18 0000
From: Anonymous
Subject: Hammy

I am interested in getting a hamster but my mother tells me they are
dirty little rodents that carry dissease. Is this true.

Signed

Hammy the Hamster Lover

Date: Jul 28 13:57:14 1995
From: c.m.campbell@ic.ac.uk (Colin Campbell)
Subject: Re: hamster

Hi I just thought I would drop you a line re the FAQ. The answer to the
question on noises was inaccurate.

My hamsters make numerous noises (all of which are definable). They
have particular sounds when they want to come out ; when they want a
treat; when they want some general attention; when they are ill; and
when there is a general problem e.g. a leaky water bottle or something
that may cause serious health risk. As you stated they do make certain
noises when they are ill but these are in particular different from the
other noises. One of my hamsters Minnie, for example, made a sort of
braying noise similar to a noisy violin when she was dying and did not
stop until I went to the cage, picked her up and calmed her down.

George among others has a definitive "eh" noise repeated about 10 times
in a row to signify that he wants to come out - it sounds pretty much
like the coughing noise made by Lonely before he died 2 .5 years ago.
Since George is only 17 months old I doubt that he picked it up from
him, but from another great attention seeker of mine Maslen who died
earlier this year at the grand old age of 29 months! Each of these
animals know that by doing this they will grab my attention ( I worry
about them persistantly).

When they want a treat they just lengthen the "eh" to an "eeh". When
there is something generally wrong they will "eek". For instance
Squeeky has a habit of having bad nightmares and he will "eek" a few
times while he`s asleep and wake himself up into a shock like state. At
this point love and attention normally gets him better again. He is now
fast approaching 21 months and has been doing this for most of his
life.

Another point to make is on the FAQ answer about loneliness. I believe
hamsters do get lonely in a similar way to humans. I`ve mentioned
Lonely the hamster already. When I first got him he had already sired a
litter. I was just in the process of buying one of his brood (Mother,
Father and babies were living happily in the same cage) when the
breeder gave me Lonely to hold. I wasn`t really taking much notice of
him until he crawled up my arm, on to my shoulder and sort of looked at
me face to face. He could see I`d been admiring his babies and was
acting the part of a proud parent!! This threw me totally. He was such
a character that I bought him. Sadly now I realise it was a selfish
thing to do - he did not want to be separated from his family so
abruptly. He never quite got settled into my home. Although me holding
him would calm him down during the night time- God only knows what he
was like during the day time.

One day I came home from work to find him soaking and shivering from
the cold in his cage. He had fallen into his water bowl. Whether this
was accidental or on purpose I will never quite know. Although I dried
him off and took him to the vets he never recovered and died the next
morning at the vets. I constantly question my motives in buying him. I
needed a fertile hamster to continue the lines and he was exactly the
type I was looking for. Had I through some chance of fate created a
suicidal hamster. I knew he was lonely ( he had made it perfectly clear
- hence his name), but had I pushed him over the edge.

The more I study these hamsters the more sure I am that they adopt
certain human characteristics, but since suicide was not shown to him
is it possible that this is not unique to humans??

Are lemmings also really commiting mass suicide after all and not
following an old genetical area map??

Most of my hamsters are certainly intelligent but to what end? Their
little lives are too short. I`m sure they could adapt and learn even
more if it wasn`t for this problem.

Maslen for instance wasn`t particularly bright when I got her but was
inquisitive (after all isn`t this the quality which drives most
humans??) and she soon learned to adapt new tasks and motor skills.
With her prior knowledge she was generally able to adapt to new
surroundings and tasks given to her fairly quickly. She had all her
faculties till a few days before she died.

I just pray that in the future a lot more can be done  to promote the
length and quality of their lives.  Boredom has got a lot to do with
the quality ( believe me if there is nothing there to interest these
inquisitive little creatures they give up). I made the fatal mistake of
leaving one hamster, Sarah, with only a wheel in her cage for a few
weeks when she was used to having at least two tubes lying around her
cage as well.  She was interested in the wheel for a time, then she
tired of it and went into her own little world. By the time I had
discovered what had happened she had already given up. Physically there
was nothing wrong with her. There was nothing I could do, the previous
stimuli did not interest her. She would only  eat drink and sleep. She
died aged 6 months.

So a word of warning to all you hamster lovers out there. It may be
that when they are making a sound they just want attention but it may
be because they are ill.  Never ignore them.  Always check on them.

Keep their well being above yours. If you are ill ensure that someone
else deals with the daily routine of fresh food and water - I cannot
stress this enough. I had three lovely little baby boys Nigel, Zeus and
Deka who were only 2 months old. I was paying a lot of attention to
these three at the end of an illness. Because of this contact Nigel (my
favourite at the time) was found dead from pneumonia. Zeus died the
following day. We immediately put Deka on a course of antibiotics,
since he was showing similar symptoms as his brothers. He survived five
more days. I`ll never forget this for as long as I live. In a way, if
you are not careful you can be your hamsters own worst enemy.

Stay cool

Col

Date: Sat, Aug 7 16:32:29 1995
From: bjhamm (bjhamm@dakota.net)
Subject: Re: (no subject)

Hi!  We would love to hear more about hamsters.  Our family has two
hamsters, Cream Puff and Oreo.  They are friendly little critters, who
love to be cuddled.  They are loved and cared for by a family of four
kids and a mom and dad.  They live in Sioux Falls, South Dakota.

Date: Sat, Aug 12 01:20:29 1995
From: peterssm@fox.nstn.ns.ca (Gibby Hamster, aka Interstellar Mouse)
Subject: Re: hamster

Hi! I'm Gibby the Hamster. I've stared in five(or is it six?) movies
about me as Interstellar mouse, but I am a hamster.Interstellar mouse
sounds better than Interstellar Hamster, doesn't it.You can reach me at
peterssm@fox.nstn.ns.ca.I would love a little fan mail sometime.

From: Andries Hamster (a.a.hamster@student.utwente.nl)
Date: Thu, 17 Aug 95 17:40:57 -700
Subject: hamsters

Dear maintainer of the Hamster page,

Never knew there was so much interest in Hamsters.
Nice internet site.

Bye, Andries Hamster

---------------------------------------
student electrical engineering
University of Twente
the Netherlands
e-mail a.a.hamster@student.utwente.nl
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Date: Sat, 16 Sep 95 18:20:07 -0700
From: surreal pagoda (ehrlich@mozart.inet.co.th)
Organization: bangkok, thailand
Subject: hamsters, Asian Medical News

Greetings, 

I am the Bangkok-based correspondent for the monthly magazine, Asian
Medical News.

I have heard that during human fertilization tests, a hamster's egg is
sometimes used as a test sample to be impregnated with a human sperm,
to see if the sperm is fertile.  I am not an expert in any of this, so
I may have gotten it all a bit wrong.  My question is:  are hamsters'
eggs or other genetic material used in any way during any human
fertilization tests?

Please advise by e-mail:   ehrlich@mozart.inet.co.th

Thanks

Richard S. Ehrlich   Asia Correspondent   phone (66 2) 286 2434  
Bangkok, Thailand: *The Big Mango*    ehrlich@mozart.inet.co.th  
      News from Southeast Asia and the Indian subcontinent

Date: Sat, 23 Sep 95 22:19:49 -0700
From: M C Hamster (mchamster@aol.com)
Subject: Hamster WWW Page

Just wanted to say Hi... I am M C Hamster, and for several years have
cruised about AOL, wreaking havoc when possible...

It is funny how this hamster thing has taken over my life.  I have
received many cards, jokes, references from my wide array of online
friends who have grown comfortable with this persona.  Many want to
know when McDonald's is indeed going to come out with McHamster. 
(EWWWWW... I always picture them on little sticks, rotisserie-style...)

I'll also say that, while some may find this not the most sexy and
masculine of images... it has worked pretty well at getting female
attention...  take that, Claude Van Damme...

From: Cowboy9513@aol.com
Date: Sat, 30 Sep 1995 15:00:57 -0400
Subject: Hamster Birth
 
I have 2 hamsters: Maddux(male), and Baby(female).  Baby just had a
litter of 6 hamsters.  The mother ate them all ,except for one. the one
that lived is now 9 days old. I hope it lives.  I will let you know
about it later.

From: halld01@ibm.net
Date: Sat, 07 Oct 95 22:38:05      
Subject: Hammy Hamster's back on TV!

Be sure to catch 'Once Upon A Hamster' on YTV in Canada and major
networks in Scandinavia, The Netherlands, Africa and Singapore.

Hammy's back with Martha Mouse, GP the Guinea Pig, Turtle, The Wise Old
Frog and all his other friends along the Riverbank for fun and
adventure in a brand new series.

To find out more about Hammy, his friends and his adventures, call
Hammytime in Canada at 416 778 4466 or YTV in Canada at 416 534 1191,
or reply on e-mail to Hammytime c/o HALLD01@IBM.NET

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From: Michelle Campbell (lackacreek@ccinet.ab.ca)
Date: Thu, 12 Oct 95 23:21:27 -700
Subject: Hamster cages

Hi Tela!

I have a beef about those fancy hamster cages with all the tunnels and
run arounds.  The little plastic joints give out, and poor (lucky?)
Hammy gets free.  Nowhere can I find the address of the people who make
these things.  They also didn't design the cages very well, the
dimensions are not right for the size of their tubes (ie. 2 tubes does
not = the length of the cage when you have tubes coming up from each
side) My (the kids) cage and tubes and and and... are all "Living
World" by Hagen.

Heard any other similar stories?
Mich

Date:         Fri, 13 Oct 95 03:41:05 EDT
From: Dougie Destruktion (DJS95007@UConnVM.UConn.Edu)
Subject:      hamster

hello,
         Thank you for putting out a hamster resource.  I've own hamsters
since a little kid and this is really cool.
                                Thank you,
                                 Dougie Destruktion

From: j.jankowski@student.anu.edu.au
Date: Sat, 14 Oct 1995 20:40:58 +1000
Subject: hamster fun

Hi,

Love the hamster stuff, and I thought you might be interested in our own
contribution to hamster appreciation. Some months ago our student paper
ran a feature on Inward Bound (blindfold students, dump them in the
surrounding countryside, and make them run back to uni. Some say it's a
race, but I'm sure it has some profounder significance :) ). Anyway, we
jokingly claimed to set up a hamster version - the results are at

http://student.anu.edu.au:80/Woroni/Woroni47-4/IBHamsters.html

It is mildly amusing, and naturally comes with (a) a reference to the
testicular bruising of one of the [human] competitors and (b) a warning
not to use lovable little hamsters for one's own eccentric experiments.
Enjoy!


- janina

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Date: Tue, 24 Oct 1995 12:08:04 +0100
From: Julie_Butt@pparc.ac.uk (Julie Butt)
Subject:  HAMSTERS

Hi there hammy lovers.  I just wanted to drop you a line to tell you
about myself and my hammies.  I am a member of the British Hamster
Association and I am also a breeder.  I have only been keeping hammies
for just over a year and I love every minute of it.  They are such
loving creatures and they have cute adorable faces.  I love watching
the young ones grow up and play.  I found that toilet roll tubes are a
cheap way of keeping them amused and it doesn't matter if they get
chewed.

I enjoyed reading all the letters on the new news page, what a
wonderful way of communicating with fellow hamster lovers.

I would love to hear from anyone who has any tips on hamster keeping
and breeding and developing new colours etc and also anyone who has any
amusing tales and would like to pass them on, I'm sure the Hamster
Association would be happy to use some material, with authorisation
from the author, for their monthly Hamster World journal, which is
distributed to all us members.

Hope to hear from you soon, happy surfing.

Julie.

Date: Tue, 31 Oct 95 12:07:26 -0500
From: chriso@topix.com (Christian Ouellette)
Subject: Hamsters?

Hi everyone! This is my first visit to the Hamster Home Page and I must
say I'm not only impressed but now I have this great forum to keep up
on in the future. So I would like to bounce an idea off all of you. The
Hammy Hamster Show was bar none the greatest show on T.V. when I was
young. I think Hammy was a great example of positive Hamsterhood for
all those Hamsters out there. I think the Homepage could use an icon of
sorts and Hammy, to me, would be the obvious choice. Of course G.P. was
pretty cool too, especially with that great diving bell that he had and
all the crazy adventures... Well G.P. was a G.P. so never mind, I
digress. I think there is alot of room for discussion on this topic so
anyone is free to mail me and chat about this whole thing or any other
subjects that nobody really cares about. Great page!! I'll be back.

Christian Ouellette
chriso@topix.com

Date: Thu, 2 Nov 1995 22:56:21 -0600 (CST)
From: Angela Hartanto (hart0224@maroon.tc.umn.edu)
Subject: urgent!!!!!!my hamster has babies

I have two siberian dwarf hamsters, one male and one female. THe female 
just had babies (I don't know when, maybe one or two hours ago).  I need 
help, I don't know anything about this.  Could somebody tell me what 
should I do? 
The male is jumping around, I'm afraid that he's gonna kill the babies.  
How do I know that the babies alive... because I'm afraid to touch the 
babies (I'm afraid that the mother will kill the babies).
Please tell me anything that I need to know to keep the babies alive.
Thanks a lot

Please reply as soon as possible.

Angela Hartanto

Date: Thu, 9 Nov 1995 21:55:34 -0500
From: emillen@mcp.com (Erika Millen)
Subject: hamster-related questions (please post... thanks!)

Great page! I was wondering if anyone would know the answer to a couple
of hamster-related questions...

    * Is there such a thing as a "purebred" hamster? (And if there are,
where can you get them?)

    * Are there "hamster shows"? (I've seen bunnies, guinea pigs, and so
on at fairs or 4-H shows... are there shows for hamsters?)

I'd love to know!

Thanks--
Erika
email:   emillen@mcp.com


Date: Sun, 12 Nov 1995 14:05:39 +0000
From: Solano Portela (fportela@amcham.com.br)
Subject: Hamster thankyou note

Thank you for your page. I have a lonely Hamster called Jenny, she 
is a piebold golden female hamster (I think). She is not friendly, 
we don't touch her, but she is a lot of fun.

Darius Portela (9)
From: Sao Paulo, Brazil


Date: Tue, 14 Nov 95 11:09:40 EST
From: Barbara Inerfeld (inerfeld@rci.rutgers.edu)
Subject: Hamsters

Hi! Just found your page loved it.  I'm a six month old female
Piebald/harlequin hamster living with a wonderful family who knows lots
about hamsters.  They rescued me from a day camp where the campers would
interrupt my delicious sleep in the middle of the day.  If that wasn't
bad enough, had to sleep in a hot humid cabin.  When I was rescued I
moved to a roomy tank filled with clean pine shavings, fluff to make my
bed, a food dish, a water bottle filled everyday with clean vitamined
water, a tunnet, and a curiosity cube.  My food dish is constantly
filled with fresh clean food.  My mommy gives me a fruit snack and a
vegetable snack after our nighttime play time.  I even get a peanut in
the shell or a pecan.   My favorite snacks are small pieces of apple,
small sweet red grapes, clean spinach leaves (the size of a half dollar
coin) and carrot pieces.  Of course I don't get all of these everyday
because I must be careful of my digestion.  I also don't like to have
the unused fruits and veggies decomposing in my cage.  They are not good
for me.   My cage is cleaned every week with  hot water and gentle
liquid had soap.  My family knows that all the soap must be rinsed well
so that I don't get sick.  They also know that everything must be kept
dry.

I love my new home.  This is what I have been waiting for my whole life.  I
only hope that other hamsters have it as well.

By the way, my family has had a lot of experience with hamsters.  One of
their previous males sired 7 at three years of age.

I am interested in communicating with other hamsters, as you know we
like to have our own cages, but we do like interaction-- on our terms of
course!

Best wishes and enjoy those nuts-

Lizzie


Date: Wed, 15 Nov 95 21:50:48 -0800
From: womble@easynet.co.uk
Subject: hamster

Could any hamsters reading this please write to me at
womble@easynet.co.uk.
Thanks tela for letting everyone read this 
Womble"you can never have too much bedding" Hamster
-- 
This message has been posted from the public cafe account
at Cyberia, 88 Hanover Street, Edinburgh. The opinions
expressed herein are not necessarily those of CyberSurf Ltd.
Please report inappropriate use to den@easynet.co.uk.


Date: Sat, 18 Nov 95 01:40:48 -0800
From: Abbing (hq203ab@uni-duisburg.de)
Subject: hamster

Hi,
I'm Ralf from Germany and with me is my little friend, Goliath,
although it is rather  a she, she is called Goliath, as the two
hamsters before her were called so, too.

She likes to make herself a soup in her  waterbowl.
Obviously she likes to through all of her food into the water, every 
morning I have to give her  fresh water. As  she is currently living
in a large fish bowl, it is difficult  to stick a waterflask to the 
walls.

I can even see her carry some pieces of food to her bowl right now.

Anyone else seen this feature?

By  the way, she is almost 3 years now, getting a little tired and slow,
but her teeth are pefectly alright,as I can see by several cracked
nuts.

Ralf


Date: Mon, 20 Nov 1995 18:03:20 -0800
From: emeryf@interserv.com
Subject: hamsters

Hello ,

I'm Emery  I have a hamster named Echie who gets out of the cage a lot .
How do I stop the hamster from eating the phone cord?

Emery


Date: Sun, 26 Nov 1995 13:55:34 -0600
From: dpilliar@internetland.net (Dan Pilliard)
Subject: hamsters

HI.  I'M SARAH.   I GOT NEWHAMSTERS TODAY.   THEY ARE RUSSIAN DWARF HAMSTERS.
HOW LONG WILL THEY LIVE.


Date: Tue, 28 Nov 1995 16:36:41 GMT
From: D. (email address withheld on request)
Subject: Sex and Violence in the Hamster

A Hamster Page! I let out an involuntary scream when it came up 
on the monitor.

I have never recovered from a disturbing encounter with hamsters as an
undergraduate when I was engaged on a research project on "sex and
aggression in the hamster".  Even today when people mention hamsters I
get a little hysterical.

How naive I was, when prompted to investigate why, given the appalling
violence meted out by some females on males after mating, does the
male hamster not get put off sex for life.

I mean, you start out inspired by the scientific pursuit of knowledge
and you wind up in a darkened room with a red light, watching hamsters
mate.  If only my mother could see me now, I thought, she'd be so
proud...

This whole seedy business also involved trying to decide whether the
female hamster was sexually receptive before an experiment.  Don't even
ask.  When you've got an adults-only section to the page, then you can
ask, and even then I won't tell you.  Scarred for life, I am, and no
longer form normal relationships with rodents.

Yeah, great web page, for those ignorant of the dark side of these
vicious perverts.  Look in the back of the Monty Python Papperbok.
There's a man who knows the truth.

Regards

D.

--
author: Sex and Aggression in the Hamster, Unpublished MS, University of
Cambridge 1982.  Ford knows, I wish I was joking.


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